Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.
I wonder if daffodils appreciate all of their syllables?
If time stood still would all the clocks feel awkward?
Do ties feel as constricted as the necks they encircle?
I found a Crackerjack prize in a shoebox and I’m stuck in limbo between anticipation and disappointment.
My therapist said I should talk to my inner child and give him unconditional love—he just wanted a cookie.
I know people don’t really really admire cows but isn’t calling it Beef Jerky just bullying?
If you made a car with donuts as wheels, when it got a flat tire you’d have to eat it; it couldn’t be repaired.
I wore footie pajamas to the shoe store so I wouldn’t have to waste their disposables and they looked at me so funny. People just don’t care about the environment.
“Well look who we have here.”
“Yeah. And you didn’t get a chance to pay me that twenty large you owed me before I left the earthly plane.”
“But I don’t have any money…I…I…”
“Relax, I’m just messing with you.”
“Yeah this here is all about love not money.”
“And I would love a turkey sandwich and you are gonna get it for me.”