Once upon a time there were two porcupines,
One was named Benjamin and the other Jake.
Benjamin liked to use his little spines to aggravate and annoy,
Jake tried to maneuver so he wouldn’t hurt anyone.
Eventually Benjamin had no one who would talk to him or come near him
Yet Jake had a slew of friends.
The morale of the story is if you lead with your Prick
You’ll always end up alone.