Water Cooler Talk 1-28-15

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. 

I wonder if daffodils appreciate all of their syllables?

If time stood still would all the clocks feel awkward?
Do ties feel as constricted as the necks they encircle?
I found a Crackerjack prize in a shoebox and I’m stuck in limbo between anticipation and disappointment.
My therapist said I should talk to my inner child and give him unconditional love—he just wanted a cookie.
I know people don’t really really admire cows but isn’t calling it Beef Jerky just bullying?
If you made a car with donuts as wheels, when it got a flat tire you’d have to eat it; it couldn’t be repaired.
I wore footie pajamas to the shoe store so I wouldn’t have to waste their disposables and they looked at me so funny. People just don’t care about the environment.