Water Cooler Talk 2-25-15

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. 

If peanut butter and jelly got married I wonder if they’d argue about who brought in the most money?

I’ll bet glazed donuts think they’re ‘all that’ because no one wants to eat certain parts first.

I’ve written a collection of one-word short stories. What do you think?

Having juggled for so many years I finally tried spinning plates. Word to the wise— easier without food on them.

If I won the lottery I would give each homeless person I regularly see $100 and tell them I lied, I had change.

Seems to me that if no one had ever learned how to parallel park we could fit more cars on each street.

I wonder why no one ever puts butter on corn dogs?

Royalty in medieval times must have been very upset that the draw-bridge didn’t move quicker for them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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