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Water Cooler Talk 2-18-15

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. 

I believe that cucumbers acted alone in the decision to become pickles, the vinegar wanted nothing to do with it.

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Can’t We Just Have Fun?

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Saturday Night Live aired its 40th Anniversary Special Sunday night, which I didn’t get to see until Monday.* Before I did, I saw a myriad of criticisms about the show and its lacking. I still liked the show, the haters didn’t ruin it for me. Why did they not just have fun?

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A Conversation Between Angels CXXIX

“Hey Dan you seem rather, I don’t know, melancholy.”

“Oh it’s just Valentine’s Day.”

“Ah, yes.”

“Just the first time—”

“I understand, we can’t help feeling loss.”

“-the love of my life.”

“I’m so sorry.”

“Sixty inches of pure beauty.”

“That’s her height?”

“Her? I’m talking about my flat screen.”