Water Cooler Talk 3-11-15

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. 

Do the Muppets ever need a colonoscopy or is that just taken care of?

I wonder if Britney Spears’ belly button ever wanted its privacy?

I wonder if the chicken knows the difference between being roasted and barbecued?

I’ll bet wall-to-wall carpeting wants its “space.”

I wonder how many people have danced “cheek to cheek” when one person was humming and it threw off the other’s footwork?