Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.
Do the Muppets ever need a colonoscopy or is that just taken care of?
“I so miss driving.”
“Yeah, you know, just getting in the car and going somewhere.”
“How can you miss driving? Do you miss the people driving too slow? Do you miss the people driving too fast? Do you miss the people turning in front of you with no turn signal, the texting, the tailgating, the traffic?!”
“No. But I miss yelling at them about it.”