Water Cooler Talk 4-1-15

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. 

I wonder how many VHS tapes in landfills were never re-wound?

Oreos are just a threesome, right?
I’ve written a love poem to house plants entitled “Stop Dying!”
I’ll bet chicken wings really hate that they can’t fly away from the ranch dressing.
I found a photo online of a fort my brother and I built in the 70s… it went condo.
Even though they escaped I’ll bet Hansel and Gretel swore off sweets.
I dried my overalls four hundred and sixty eight times so my dog could wear them when it’s cold and she says they make her look fat.