Do pigeons have target practice?
I wonder if Swiss cheese says “ahh, now I can breathe” when the bacteria creates the hole.
Do cross-dressing males get paid the same as their suit and tie counter-parts?
I wonder if the people that wear Polo shirts say “giddy-up” to themselves?
I don’t know why, but whenever I wear cotton it doesn’t breathe it sighs.
What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
Get off of me!