Water Cooler Talk 4-29-15

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. 

Do pigeons have target practice?

I wonder if Swiss cheese says “ahh, now I can breathe” when the bacteria creates the hole.

Do cross-dressing males get paid the same as their suit and tie counter-parts?

I wonder if the people that wear Polo shirts say “giddy-up” to themselves?

I don’t know why, but whenever I wear cotton it doesn’t breathe it sighs.

What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?

Get off of me!