Water Cooler Talk 5-6-15

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. 

I follow fast-food employees to see where they eat; surprisingly very few like slow food.

The life of popcorn must be difficult—the joy of opening and blossoming leads to your death.

I never understood why the Hulk was so upset about ripping his clothes-he looks good without his shirt on and Capri pants are always in style.

I bet oysters wish they had those fake google-eyes glued on their shell so no one would want to eat their guts.

If you scan a letter you received from someone and respond in an email does it have a higher chance of not being deliverable?

I accidentally left eggs boiling on the stove for 3 1/2 hours and when I came back four chickens were crying outside my apartment building.

Do the ingredients in a kabob ever jockey for position when no one’s looking?