Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.
I follow fast-food employees to see where they eat; surprisingly very few like slow food.
The life of popcorn must be difficult—the joy of opening and blossoming leads to your death.
I never understood why the Hulk was so upset about ripping his clothes-he looks good without his shirt on and Capri pants are always in style.
I bet oysters wish they had those fake google-eyes glued on their shell so no one would want to eat their guts.
If you scan a letter you received from someone and respond in an email does it have a higher chance of not being deliverable?
I accidentally left eggs boiling on the stove for 3 1/2 hours and when I came back four chickens were crying outside my apartment building.
Do the ingredients in a kabob ever jockey for position when no one’s looking?