Water Cooler Talk 6-10-15

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. 

If peanut butter and jelly ever divorced, who would get custody of white bread?

There’s always the question of whether chicken salad is considered part of the meat or vegetable group; but when an ice cream scoop is used to serve is it considered dessert?

When the sh*t hits the fan, does it have less tendency to stink if the fan is turned on?

If you juice a banana whole, then spill the juice, then slip on the spilled juice; is that the same comedic effect of slipping on a banana peel?

I wonder if Noah wanted “two” of everything or if he would have traded the two tarantulas, for instance, for four kittens?

I wonder if chickens are jealous that their counterpart, the turkey, is so often found served classy while the majority of the time they’re found in a bucket?