- if there are dolphin divas?
- if chickens have wings would they swoop in and save their brethren from the deep fryer?
- if aliens are laughing at YouTube videos but for a different reason?
- why they don’t make a Siri for blue jeans—all she’d have to learn is “Not gonna make it.”
- if bananas wish their skin was stickier so they wouldn’t cause so many accidents?