I’ve always strived to be tolerant and understanding of all kinds of people. It has been my goal to learn about the differences in human beings and embrace and appreciate them. But there is one section of the public where my patience runs cold.
I don’t understand people that can just have a couple of chips!
If I open a bag of chips, be they corn or potato, it’s going to end up empty. I’m going to finish by digging into the grease and shoving the last fist-fulls into my greedy little mouth. I think that’s the way it should be done. Bah! I say at the resealable bag. They weren’t meant to be resealed. They were meant to be eaten. They were meant to be one’s indulgence, one’s time away from diet and moderation. Why bother just having a small portion? They’re not good for you, so rejoice in their nastiness.
The 100 calorie snack pack is an abomination. How can one eat what amounts to four and half chips and feel satisfied. The manufacturers have painstakingly researched what to put in them to cause our addiction. Who are we to fight science? It’s un-American I tell you!
I’ve known people who could open up a bag and have a couple and then seal the bag with one of those over-sized paper clips. I’ve known people that can open a pint of ice cream and just have a couple of scoops. I’ve even known people who could eat just a few squares of a candy bar.
And they make me sick! There’s something wrong with them, not me. When you want to snack, you SNACK. It’s the only way to go and no matter if it sounds prejudice, there is something wrong with you people. You should seek help.