A short film about God.
EXT MISTS AND NOTHINGNESS
God: Hello. Hello. Is any one out there?
God snaps his fingers and there is light.
God: Ah, better. But still nothing.
EXT DAY TWO
God: Need some color. Blues good, I like blue.
God waves his hand and creates the sky and sea.
God: Good I could use a swim. and some color.
God jumps in the ocean.
God: Ok, where do I lie down?
And God creates land.
EXT DAY THREE
God: Man I gotta get out of the sun.
EXT DAY FOUR
God creates the stars, moons and Happy Hour.
God: Man I need some action.
EXT DAY FIVE
God created every living creature of the seas and every winged bird, blessing them to multiply and fill the waters and the sky with life.
God: Now that’s what I’m talking about. Hey guys, guys, guys! Oh right they can’t talk or let me pet them.
EXT DAY SIX
God created the animals to fill the earth. On day six, God also created man and woman in his own image to commune with him. He blessed them and gave them every creature and the whole earth to rule over, care for, and cultivate.
EXT DAY SEVEN
God is reclining in a lounge chair.
God: Who da man?
INT HEAVEN GOD’S OFFICE
God sits in a large office chair surveying a dozen monitors. On one three punk girls are being jailed for protesting. On another trouble in the Middle East is being broadcast while two more play violence in Korea and Africa. The other eight show rhetoric of the United States Presidential race.
God puts his head between his hands.
God: Oh crap why didn’t I stop on Thursday.