New Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes*

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?


Bat Who?

Bat-cha thought this was gonna be scary.


Knock Knock.

Who’s there?


Boo Who?

Boo-tiful day ain’t it?


Knock Knock.

Who’s there?


Werewolf Who?



Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Trick or Treat.

Trick or Treat Who?

No, give me some candy!


*I said new ones, I didn’t say they’d be funny.




A Conversation Between Angels CVIII

“Hello and welcome to the Newcomer’s Group. We realize that this is your first experience with the Holiday season and with Halloween just around the corner we wanted to address any of your questions.”

“Will we be wearing costumes?”

“No, I’m sorry, there is our basic dress code all the time.”

“How about candy?”

“No, we have to adhere to our healthy diet here.”

“So how are we supposed to have any fun, what about being scared?”

“Well we can send you to that other place but I’m afraid that’s a permanent move.”