Superheroes Subbing for Santa

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The recent rash of movies released by Marvel has brought the super heroes back into our lives and they save damsels in distress, small children, and cats in trees. But why not save the guy who’s out traversing the entire world in one night and bringing joy to all its children? Why not fill in for Santa?

Now one might say that these guys are pretty bulky and can’t get down a chimney, but let’s face it that little old man in the red suit has got a belly as big as their shoulders. And why not work in teams so for instance the Hulk does the heavy lifting with all the sacks and tosses them to Spiderman who slinks down with the goodies?

Considering the man power, strength, concentration and pure speed, I say they’re done in two hours tops! They get to really help out a nice guy so it’s a rest for them from dealing with the villain. And a really nice guy who has been doing this for years, get’s a night off.

Pros:

Iron Man, Super Man, and probably Thor can top the speed of the reindeer.

Usually very quick on their feet to react to any unforeseen circumstances.

They don’t sleep anyways.

They really never seem to eat much so cookies are good.

And being wholesome I’m sure they love milk (except for maybe Iron Man.)

Cons:

There are none!

Ok, how do we cal them? I only know of the Bat phone for communication and I think that guy might be a bad choice, he’d skew a little too much towards the naughty.

 

 

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Water Cooler Talk 10-24-12

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. Please feel free to comment, it would be nice to talk to someone other than myself.

I once asked my sister, what’s the best way to impress girls. Oh wait, I don’t have a sister.

My mom said that I was very artistic even from a young age; I once made a beautiful mural on the wall using the content of my diaper.

Pi squared equals “bite me!” That’s just way too much math.

One week to Halloween, you know what that means: Time to buy more candy because you ate all the Trick or Treater’s.

For my fellow writers, from Steven Wright: “I’m writing a book, I’ve got all the page numbers done.”

The difference between desert and dessert is just one letter; and a whole lot of flavor.

How small does a jockey have to be to race miniature horses.

Why doesn’t Iron Man ever rust?

Apple today announced the iPad mini. So they make all of their products smaller and smaller. If anyone can live up to the prophecy and put some sort of a chip right into our eyeball it’s them. And the name is already pre-made. The iBall. Oh wait.

So here’s a conundrum. If a vampire bites a person, who he doesn’t know is a werewolf because it’s not a full moon evening, turn into a werewolf during the full moon? And if so, the werewolfs always seem to wake up not knowing what happened. So will then said vampire who turned into a werewolf pass out somewhere in the forest (where werewolfs always seem to wake up, at least in the movies)  and then fry in the daylight?