The Best Trick or Treat House
Bat-cha thought this was gonna be scary.
Boo-tiful day ain’t it?
Trick or Treat.
Trick or Treat Who?
No, give me some candy!
*I said new ones, I didn’t say they’d be funny.
“Do you know what this week is?”
“How can I know what week it is, there’s no clocks, no TV, no radio.”
“I know, but I overheard the cleaning crew. It’s Halloween.”
“Oh, geez. Thank Heavens no one would put on a costume up here, we all have to dress alike.”
“I guess we’re all going as angels.”
“Better than all the silly pirates, vampires, clowns.”
“And all of the pumpkin carving; how many of those seeds can you eat?”
“Oye, not to mention all the ones they smashed on our front lawn.”
“Or all the tp-ing we got over the years.”
“And of course, all the neighborhood kids running around with all their trick-or-treating.”
“I will miss the Snickers.”