New Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes*

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Bat.

Bat Who?

Bat-cha thought this was gonna be scary.

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo Who?

Boo-tiful day ain’t it?

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Werewolf.

Werewolf Who?

Therewolf.

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Trick or Treat.

Trick or Treat Who?

No, give me some candy!

 

*I said new ones, I didn’t say they’d be funny.

 

 

 

A Conversation Between Angels XVIV

“Hello Fred.”

“Hey Ethel.”

“Do you know what this week is?”

“How can I know what week it is, there’s no clocks, no TV, no radio.”

“I know, but I overheard the cleaning crew. It’s Halloween.”

“Oh, geez. Thank Heavens no one would put on a costume up here, we all have to dress alike.”

“I guess we’re all going as angels.”

“Better than all the silly pirates, vampires, clowns.”

“And all of the pumpkin carving; how many of those seeds can you eat?”

“Oye, not to mention all the ones they smashed on our front lawn.”

“Or all the tp-ing we got over the years.”

“And of course, all the neighborhood kids running around with all their trick-or-treating.”

Pause.

“I will miss the Snickers.”

“Baby Ruth.”