A Conversation Between Angels XXXIX

“Hey Bill.”

“Hey Ted.”

“A little down? How can you be, it’s Spring.”

“Well, yeah but we don’t get the best part.”

“What, you mean the warm weather?”

“Yeah and what the warm weather brings-women in less clothes. And all it is here is robes robes robes.”

“Ya gotta use your imagination just like we did during the Winters on Earth.”

“But it’s not fair, the Middle Eastern guys that commit suicide get seventy-two virgins.”

“Yeah but it turns out it’s all guys.”