“It’s too bad that we figure out the meaning of life after it’s over.”
“That’s true, and what have you come to learn?”
“Well, that love is the most important thing…”
“I’ll second that.”
“And we should think more about giving instead of receiving.”
“Yeah.”
“And third, a regular bowel movement.”
“You put that with those other two?”
“Well I just know that I’m backed up and it’s making the after-life really uncomfortable.”
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