“Top of the morning Jack.”
“Top, bottom, sideways, who cares.”
“Oh my, how can you be so down?”
“Do you know what today is, Erin?”
“Of course, it’s Saint Patrick’s Day.”
“And do you know what time is is Erin?”
“Of course, it’s six am.”
“Right. Six am on Saint Patrick’s Day and I’m sober for the first time. We can’t drink here.”
“Why would we need to drink? It’s beautiful here.”
“It would be more beautiful with beer.”
“But there’s so much love here.”
“I could love everyone even more with beer.”
“But there’s-I’ll go find Saint Patrick myself, he’s gotta have some stashed.”
Amusingz 
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